I'll never reach three

Somewhere in the Atlantic on a direct line between El Salvador and Ireland lies a small island, an island untouched and unseen by grown-ups, broken hearts, or uncertain future plans. Oceanographers and sea captains alike have been unable to find this island, but at least two reports have verified its existence. Rumor has it that anyone who sets foot or mind on this unnamed island will be immediately blown away by the sheer beauty, peace, and love of its inhabitants. Have you seen this island?