A Nearly Catastrophic End
Last night I dreamt that I was being chased by a lightning-quick domestic alligator that I had foolishly believed to be fatally wounded and incapable of pursuing me. To avoid the alligator, I jumped a fence, but then found myself in the middle of the pit of the two biggest lions I have ever seen. Running for my life towards the next fence, with the lions chasing me, I lucked out. The lions stopped, picked up a tennis ball, and stood up and threw it past the fence like I was a dog and would chase it.
I hope this isn't a bad omen for the rest of my week.

2 Comments:
We want to hear about the foam party!
What did you drink that night?
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