Saturday, February 26, 2005

RAG Week: Foam Party

source of the foam Originally uploaded by bgilmor.
Failing to live up to its hype, and both its good and bad connotations, Thursday night's foam party was mostly a dud. I'm hardly a veteran of wild foam parties, but for some reason I thought there would be more foam. As it was, there was only a foam machine over one small area of the dance floor, causing a survival of the fittest for anyone who wanted to feel their heads temporarily moistened with foam. All the other international students left early, but for some reason, I was determined to stick it out. So finding myself alone, I threw my body into the fray, getting bounced around from person to person. By the end of the night, I had gotten knocked down, caught a t-shirt that was thrown from the balcony, and found myself horribly underdressed. Oh yes. MAJORLY underdressed. After talking to people who had been to these parties in the past where there would be three feet of foam covering the dance floor, I made the decision to wear a swimsuit, a white t-shirt, and tennis shoes. I even convinced my poor friend John to do the same thing. Let's just say that swimsuits weren't the choice attire for the night. On the way out the door and on the walk home, when people finally had a clear view of my shorts that looked like they came from a florist, just about everyone I encountered was laughing at me. I even had someone stopped at a red light in a car wave and laugh. Chalk another one up in the experience column.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Don't Let 'Em Take Me"

I don't want to hijack your blog here, Gilmore, but you might like this one. Friday night, Moeller, Teresa, and Liz dragged us to "Cadillac Ranch" for some country line dancing. Like you, I was underdressed because I don't even own a cowboy hat. After a directional malfunction on our way to Bartlett, IL, and a surprise five dollar cover, we stepped right into St. Charles county. With a fire on the patio, dead animals on the wall, a shelf to store your drink while you danced, and a rousing electric slide, Moeller was in heaven. The price of the drinks made it easier for me to volunteer to be the DD. Words fail me in describing this place. Suffice it to say Moeller loved it. While we were shooting some pool, Dustin cracked wise about a real old-timer who walked by us a little before the guy was out of earshot. Doc Holliday thought I said it and stared me down as a took my next shot. My cue was quivering, and I almost sent the cue ball onto the next table. Best part of the night: Stopping at two separate Dunkin Donuts on the way home. Worst part: They didn't even play Bruce's "Cadillac Ranch."

2/27/2005 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

- Hunter

2/27/2005 06:01:00 PM  
Blogger craichead said...

If you're going to have stories that funny, you need to start your own fecking blog. Especially since you neglected telling me any of that when I talked to you on Saturday, which can only lead me to believe you were sorting out a draft. Extra points for the Dustin reference; I love that guy's humor.

2/28/2005 07:16:00 AM  

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